He may be faster, but I have better taste in pants.

True, but it’s also 15-20K more at sticker than these two buggers.

Here’s the car you’re supposed to give a shit about before you don’t give a shit about it.

Sweet potato!

Where there is internet, cringe will follow.

L28 block and Mikunis please.

Yeah, no. This thing still has 5 days to go, has been feature on Bring a Trailer and the Jalopnik, I don’t see this thing going for any less than 8k. Which is batshit insane for a rusty S30, but that’s the auction market on these things now. Your best bet is to fire up Craigslist, search for 240/260/280s, don’t be a…

So, it’s a Porsche Cayman?

Never mind the Plymouth Road Runner or the Alfa Romeo cop cars though. Besides, that’s a first gen Abarth, I wouldn’t worry about product placement for vehicles that are 30+ yeahs out of date. Now, if at some point they trade it in for a new Abarth, then yeah product placement.

Skid Racing. Take a shitbox FWD car, rip off the ass, replace with a couple sorta-kinda smooth steel skis and let those suckers go on an oval. Totally batshit.

The eyes of Bluecifer must be doused in five-head blood

Caterham: first choice of axe murderers and highwaymen everywhere!

I want those wheels. Bad.

Damn I miss Pandemic.

East.

A-fucking-men. Subtropical suuuucks.

I WAS GONNA POST THAT CAR. Such a clean build...

pls no, marine todd

I think the term is "really motherfucking tall."

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