We need to hold an intervention with Jezebel to get them to stop thinking that hiring writers who have zero critical thinking ability or anything approaching a sense of humor is a good idea.

“ We really need to hold an intervention with celebrities to tell them what we’ll actually find charming and romantic about their relationships, because they seem to have no idea.”

Psst.... Jim Halpert and Jack Ryan are fictional characters

Clearly, she didn’t have a problem with it so maybe he read the room and knew that she’d think it was funny? To take this one anecdote so completely out of the context of their relationship and their senses of humor feels like it’s in real bad faith.

It’s Jezebel. Men can’t make jokes.

Wow. Another banger from Jezebel. Let’s totally dismiss the possibility that during the first date they shared jokes about the jacket and what he said was just a continuation of the humor they shared. But wait, no, it can’t be because men aren’t allowed to be funny. Boo jokes between two adults! Boooooooooo!!!!

I remain caught in a perpetual loop of first dates, waiting for even one of these suitors to care enough about me to send a “memo” joking about going on a second date.

It is on Jezebel.

“ For instance, I am never going to forget Chris Pratt’s 2021 anniversary post, in which he wrote of his wife, Katherine Schwarzenegger: “She helps me with everything. In return, periodically, I open a jar of pickles.” Cool, dude!”

It was said in jest as a sarcastic response to what Colbert said. Watch her interview. She said it in a joking way. Her husband never actually told her not to wear it. She was only KIDDING! Honestly it’s like nobody can make a joke on late night talkshows anymore without everything being taken seriously and literally…

Do we really need to overthink everything? Chill out, not everything is toxic or abusive 

Jesus christ....

SNL did a sketch a few weeks ago with Keke Palmer (and pretty much all the women cast members) that was like one of those “join our class action lawsuit PSA” commercials you see, except for people that had been slighted by being or being perceived as a former love interest of Drake. I’m an old and I don’t really…

Are any of those actresses particularly active in Hollywood today? I didn’t even know whether any of them were still alive.  Maybe they were the old guard 20 years ago.

I took it as it sounded like they wanted to relax and actually have a fun party as opposed to having to play celebrity and have makeup and wardrobe done before attending, then worrying the next day if TMZ got an unflattering angle. And given the age group involved, they have the luxury of not having to constantly…

Pretty sure “non-thirsty” = everyone who actually acted their way to stardom on the screen as opposed to the phone. Hell, if I was throwing a rager at my mansion, I’d want to keep the influencers out too.

You should have seen him when he was a teenager. Not really, you’re spot on - he’s still got the same personality, just older.

He really is. He’s the epitome of an insecure, jealous, angry teenager except he’s got a lot of money.

From the Leno article, “I am OK. Just need a week or two to get back on my feet.”

Drake is a nightmare man.