My husband must have married me out of a deep sense of pity. I am decidedly NOT dainty if these advertisements are to be believed.
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Gee whillakers, this is a dangerous article for us working gals. If the boss finds out I'm lollygagging on the old microfiche, he'll have me bent over my desk all night!
So, is anyone going to point out to the girl in the header ad that the reason “dainty” Jean gets so many dates is that she’s clearly slamming ass* all over town? How are so many men noticing her pure panties?
His hair is super fake-looking. I don't like it. At least grow your hair out if you're going to play Jesus!
You know, this makes me think of a conversation I had with an old coworker that was a Mom with a capital Mom. When I brought up the fact that I didn't want children, and that it was a selfish decision, she responded that having kids could be just as selfish, and that not procreating could actually be seen as self-less…
Much like wanting to have kids, not wanting to have kids is a totally great, totally sane, totally personal decision. Awesome! What is utterly batshit-crazy-insane to me is anyone trying to tell someone who is childless-by-choice that she should have kids. What the ever-loving FUCK? Why on earth would we imagine…
Yeah, I'm selfish. Come at me.
A more accurate image would be strawberry jam:
Vitameatavegamin/vitapenisavegamin.
This show is the most Aaron Sorkin-ey of Aaron Sorkin-ey things that ever Aaron Sorkin'd their way out of Aaron Sorkin's mind.
It's the "love the sinner, hate the sin" mentality - I will be your friend, but I won't encourage/support your behavior.
At the beginning of the school year I was going through my spiel with my students about using the ipads for their textbook. I was like, "I don't want to see you checking your fantasy football stats or playing that Kim Kardashian app" as examples of stuff NOT to do. Without skipping a beat, a girl who came in reading…
Can I take your ooooaaaarder?
