Ooh, I'd whore it up real nice in that color!

Right before I go to bed, so now I'm certain they are going to come into my dreams and terrorize me and/or take my soul.

YES. The day I realized the reason I never wanted to have kids is because I'm a selfish ashole who doesn't want to invest the time/money/resources in raising this tiny human into a not-asshole adult was a magical one. I was, like, "no, I'd rather have cute dresses and occasional travel and lots of time to do…

John Barrowman is endlessly gif-able!

You are only allowed to shop at the Fat Old Ugly Worthless Thing Depot, conveniently located in your local mall.

I was already never voting for this d-bag, but now I'm, like, quadruply never voting for him. When election time comes around, I won't be a able to stab the hole for his opponent hard enough to convey my anger. I wonder how many regret voting for him now, and not even just for this nonsense—which, is any of this…

YES. That is me. Also, to the well-meaning co-worker I barely know outside of an office setting: don't tell me I'll change my mind about it in a few years. It's patronizing and insulting.

OMG, I found my next career. Smell you later, unemployment!

Learning this stuff in 5th grade health class did not, in fact, turn me into a lustful cockmonster.

Congress can't agree that water is wet or rainbows are pretty—how in the hell are we supposed to feel at all good about them revising this law?

Your disdain for Justice Thomas is delicious and buttery sweet, like honey-drizzled croissants. Yum.

Thank you for including the Paul F. Tompkins clip. I deal with that on a daily basis in my building.

Rep. Burgess, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?!

Ooh, Freya! I just got a couple and they are working some serious magic on my rack.

YES. I recently went shopping for new bras and got fitted since I hadn't done that in...years. Apparently I'm up to an E cup now. On the one hand, it's nice to have bras that fit properly—for awhile, anyways. My fun bags will lay waste to them sooner than I'd like. On the other hand, good god did I have stick…

I feel some of your frustration. My mother has the same issues with lengths of things too because of her body proportions (long torso + short legs and arms), which makes shopping an exercise in extremely low expectations on the best of days. And then if she does find something she likes, like a blazer, and fits well…

As a long-time consumer of fanfic and occasional poster of it, the first thing that immediately put me off this was the various story content restrictions. There is no getting around the fact that a goodly amount of it involves porn/smut at some point. That wasn't why I got into it initially, but it was an awesome…

Oooh! All of this logic is making my lady bits tingle!

I would be more upset by this jackwagon's statements if I didn't already have such a low opinion of A&F clothes and their brand already, from both personal experience and reporting like this article. My earliest exposure to them was in high school, naturally, when it seemed only the douchiest of the douche bags wore…

So much shelving...so many cabinets...that was some quality storage porn!