Pretty sure school of thrones is way better

Red Hot Riding Hood! We watched it for a gender studies course I took

We all know what she's capable of, people. We know.

Come on ladies, no Cale? It's basically blond Dimitri but with the added sexiness of Matt Damon's voice instead of John Cusack (that ruins it for me).

THIS! Every time the "best Disney Prince" conversation comes up, I fiercely defend this choice. Plus the payoff is awesome: one minute you're crying because you think the beast you love is dead, then *BAM* face-to-face with a hunkier version of Prince William circa 2003.

Don't blame you, he was a total fox back in the day.

Well, he's a video game character, but since he's computer animated I'm going to count him:

Let's get down to business...

Damn. You all are just too young for me. Because obvs...

Esmeralda. No judging.

Rarely acknowledged is the beast from Beauty and the Beast after he turns into a human. What a babe! Look at that hair!

More Indians/Asians on TV is more than fine by me, but please not Deepak Chopra. Dude is an asshat, and it has nothing to do with his ethnicity.

The whole "racist/homophobic people will eventually die off" argument doesn't sit right with me. One, because it's not true (it's like the "end times"—not happening), and two, because don't the victims of their racism/homophobia die as well (without ever having their human dignity acknowledged)? I think that…

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MAN-CHIPMUNK HE IS

Prism is chock full of euphemisms so thinly veiled that if they were a screen door, they're the sort of screen door you'd walk into with a plate full of barbecue because you honestly didn't think there was even a door there.