Ah, yes...Because what women need more than anything is another list of reasons why we're not good enough...

Add 'skinny jeans' to the list, taking them off in the heat of the moment is literally the most unsexy thing ever.

Arson isn't a mistake if it's to cover up a murder. It'll throw the police off the scent long enough for you to hightail it to Mexico before they check dental records and realize the body isn't yours!

3. Forgetting to set up a protective barrier of salt and magical herbs upon your bedroom floor before summoning a demon.

For real, though, a towel solves 83% of all bedroom-related quandaries.

It's like Jez is channeling The Hairpin - and I'm lovin' every second of it. Get yer weird on!

RACCOONS WATCH YOU IN THE BATHROOM! This is true, as a raccoon lived on the roof of my home when I was little, and when I had to pee in the middle of the night, he would watch me from the window. :( Raccoons are dicks and my parents needed some dang curtains in the bathroom.

0. Inviting a douchebag to share your bed.

"Nothing is hotter than kerosene baby."

"Ignite Your Passion!"

Don't be ridiculous. You sleep in the drawers of the bed. After you've pleasured your man, of course.

I dunno, in my book, murder is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off. Also with taking her clothes off.

999. Installing a TV in your bedroom because that is terrible sleep hygiene. Unless you and your partner(s) like to watch porn when you get your thing on because then it's awesome.

If arson in bed is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Hey now. Arson can be sexy.

This is not helping my addiction to wearing leotards and singing "Heeethcleeef, eeet's meeeee, yoh Catheeeeeee, I've come hooooome naaaoh."

White women, sure. But cis... I don't know that you can tell. I've had multiple trans women tell me that you wouldn't know just from having sex with them that they were trans, and the ones I've seen from reassignment surgery photos look pretty much like all the others.

Gawker, I think, had a write-up on this earlier in the day. It amazed me how many of the comments were variations of "gross, nasty, ugly, what's WRONG with them!" In other words, a LOT of young men outed themselves as completely inexperienced with real human women.

I love this cover. It's mesmerizing. I want my young daughter to see it. In fact, I can't wait to get the vulva book for our house: http://jezebel.com/5803659/a-whol…]

I AGREE WITH THIS ARTICLE I AM TIRED OF MY VAGINA BEING SEXUALIZED. VAGINAS CAN DO OTHER THINGS TOO PEOPLE. MINE ENJOYS WATCHING REALITY TV, GOING TO WINE AND CHEESE PARTIES, AND CHOCOLATE. IT DOES NOT EXIST JUST FOR PROCREATION, ORGASMS, OR PUBERTY. GET A CLUE SOCIETY.