This. He is literally talking about policy — a bill she introduced — and she clutches her pearls like it was a personal attack. I think her line was prepared, by the way, and she awkwardly delivered it without waiting for a personal attack to actually happen.

Why Would You Ever Poach an Egg When You Could Soft-Boil It?

Thank you, this is the perfect response. I was trying to figure out a way to converse with this person and here you came along and provided it for me! Very well put.

I’m someone who likes rough stuff and went to therapy in part because I felt like a freak because some men I was with told me I was broken/gross/not a real feminist. I struggled for years to deny the things I wanted, even though it comes from a place of fun and adventure, and I’ve had some very healthy, positive…

blue lives flag sticker<— #2 piece of paraphernalia that lets me know this person is not someone I want to interact with.

*Googles “Lily Pulitzer bag”*

It’s safe to say that she is attractive and smart. Being attractive does not make her any smarter but being smart makes her more attractive.

At least Wheedon knows how to properly respect the flag! wait...

Hi, Native America here............

In a certain sad way, what Gamestop is doing is extremely rational—Gamestop has no future or long-game, so squeezing every penny out of their customers while they still have them is a sound, if immoral, strategy.

“Why do we only care about separating families as a result of a crime being committed is illegal immigration?”

Here’s my reply:

The most sickening part of the story is that a FUCKING NURSE, who understands the medical situation, called Border Patrol on the parents of a 2 MONTH OLD INFANT in surgery. And I fucking guarantee that Nurse Nancy considers herself a good christian woman when she tells the story to her bible study group after church…

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

Exactly. And the requirements to be a chemical dependency counselor consist of being a self righteous dry drunk and to spread propaganda about 12 step programs.

That doesn’t mean it was OK for him to be drunk in public in front of cops.

I received a DUI halloween night of my senior year. The judge actually believed I would learn something from alcohol education classes. He was mistaken.

I stumbled into my first job as an infectious disease epidemiologist right as the H1N1 pandemic kicked off. In the six years that I did that job, I had to investigate more infant deaths from influenza than I care to remember. None of them were immunized, and, if they were under six months of age, none of their parents…