We’ll have to agree to disagree, sir.

okay but can a white lady in yoga pants please call me an ambulance because I think I just had a heart attack while gazing into that farmer’s eyes.

I would be honored.

Jason, I just want you to know that I’m bringing a copy of No Man’s Sky to E3 in hopes that I happen to run into you. I need the man who delayed the game to sign my copy.

I think he’s afraid that the other Madison Bumgarner he dated will find out that he cheated on her with Madison Bumgarner.

Yep there rolls another angry white man, devoid of facts who hates anyone and everyone in a world that is rushing past him and leaving him financially, politically and socially behind.

In my opinion, none of that shit ever happened.

People don’t like having their problems be described as the fault of others - it comes down to excuses. First it does no favors to those who don’t realize they have a problem. Second it undermines those who have struggled to overcome those problems themselves.

As someone who does not like fruit pie and therefore only eats pies that are chocolate cream, coconut cream or pecan.... yes, having ice cream (any ice cream at all) with, let alone on top of, chocolate cream pie is massively weird. Whipped cream, yes, ice cream, what the fuck. That ain’t right.

I worked in one office where it officially was. Fish and popcorn: both were banned from the microwave, and people had actually been fired for both before I got there.

I guess the Skylars will have to change their tag line to be “The First Married News Team”:

your mom was a barbarian general cloaked in the language and political concepts of the past last night

I’ve been wanting to get a VF-1 Super Valkyrie along with some Zoids.

So what you’re saying is that he is looking for a true PAL.

That’s half true. The real cause was that states (at one point) entering the union had the choice to be a slave state or a non-slave state. As time went on the “Anti Save States” pushed against that option and made it so that the majority of potential states being added to the union were going to be non-slave states.

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Wait, are you suggesting that the War of Northern Aggression wasn’t about states’ rights or a dispute over internal trade? I’m shocked to my foundation! Quick, Julius, bring me a lemonade and my fainting couch!

I tried this for camping a year or two ago and, in the end, it was just as easy and provided MUCH better results to just use a French Press. Now I bought a stainless steel one just for camping and I’ll never look back. I mean, this pour over isn’t HORRIBLE, but I’m just sure when I would actually need to use it when…

How about playing a frightened child?

I agree, there is a lot of showboating, but then you can go to the store and pick up some good craft beer that is well balanced and flavorful and isn’t for amateurs. I like quality beer that tastes good because I’m old, and the showy stuff isn’t for me, but I also love craft beer because it’s usually much better…