1)That sounds smart, but what are the three motions they would file if its that simple? If you have a properly written and executed prenuptial agreement, it’s a legally binding contract.

2)No they don’t.

3)Exactly what false documents would you be filing? You’d be legally married, and a marriage license doesn’t require…

I think you’re oversimplifying life by assuming I’m advocating some sort of mail-order-bride situation. I’m not advocating that people start posting random craigslist ads, and they should definitely be smart about it. Not everyone is going to be able to do this, but maybe you have a Chechen coworker, and they have a…

Couldn’t you have a prenuptial agreement to get around this? I’m sure you could do that and then not disclose its existence to the authorities checking on whether or not you were truly married. Though that makes me wonder if there’s a statute of limitations on them proving a marriage is a sham.

What if the green card marriage you’re committing to is in order to allow someone to escape a country that faces actual genocides or is torn apart by war? Sure, it’s not the holocaust and you’d face criminal prosecution instead of summary execution, but there is possibly more at stake than just healthcare. Someone…

Wouldn’t the TV fall off the left side, since Fox News is right leaning and their “perspective” would be opposite yours, since they’re facing you when on your TV?

I know from experience that Home Depot’s reliability (at least a year and a half ago) is on a store by store basis and how much the overall store manager cares. I remember trying to buy a Nest for my friend as a housewarming gift around Christmas time and they were all sold out, pretty much every location would say…

Starred for “sudden catastrophic laundry event.”

How is this close to true? Did you mean more functional as in just having more functions? Otherwise they needed a thermostat that could be placed somewhere else in the house to more properly gauge the temperature. Also they didn’t want to have to rewire their house. So for $75 they got something that functionally…

How is this close to true? Did you mean more functional as in just having more functions? Otherwise they needed a…

Seriously, why couldn’t that show have gone on forever... ABC, you suck!

Perhaps they have a Prime membership which gets them the free monthly book rental, which you need a Kindle to access. So there’s no pretense of “owning” the books. I mean, that’s one example where somebody would want to read on a kindle. Let alone people who might have purchased an Oasis and a Kindle Unlimited plan.…

What if their books are on their kindles? Checkmate!

I am willing to try this because it uses rye whiskey, and I’ve found people who drink rye whiskey generally have decent taste in cocktails. Also I’ll literally try any alcoholic concoction once because some of them just don’t make sense on paper but end up being delicious.

There are a lot of jobs that don’t directly generate revenue, so that should not be a requirement. Also I think your use of profit is incorrect, perhaps you meant revenue? Because you could not have any profits while having enough revenue to pay all your workers and other expenses. Like a non-profit.

Maniac86 is correct and you are incorrect in your usage. The valley in the term uncanny valley deals with a specific point in the gap between what the creation looks like and how an actual human looks/sounds/moves. The “valley” is the drop in positive emotional response on an otherwise upward slope when that creation…

Missed opportunity to make a whine cellar joke.

Except he’s the White House Press Secretary and it’s literally his job to say things properly and in a way that shouldn’t be misconstrued. Yes, he’s not particularly great at his job, but all of this benefit of the doubt that you’re giving him is ignoring that fact that he gets paid to think about the proper way to…

J. Edgar Hoover was the director of the FBI. As far as I know, nobody was ever trying to break up the FBI even when Hoover was overstepping his authority.

This story is wonderful... But also made me look up when Ocarina of Time was released because in my mind it couldn’t possibly have been so long ago that someone who played it with their dad is now posting on this site. I was wrong, it came out in 19 years ago and I feel super old now.

My original input was only to try and provide options to somebody who’s whole take on not being provided for subsisted of “Fuck me, right? Thanks” and that seemed inappropriate. Perhaps the creator hadn’t thought of this circumstance, and if someone like you had came along and discussed it in a civil manner then maybe…

Seconded, I was impressed by how nice the desk was for the price point. The worst thing for me was the black top I chose, the lacquer or something seemed to rub off when I first got it. Minor, and you can always get your own top for the base. Also I got one of the ones with dual motors, one for each leg. Not sure how…

Seconded, I was impressed by how nice the desk was for the price point. The worst thing for me was the black top I…