Analogy/joking aside, if you enjoy eating fresh pineapple, what you need is a pineapple knife. It really does help get more of the tasty goodness.

This movie was actually the inspiration and first application for my circle of friends' bad movie drinking game. Our non-drinking friend acts as impartial judge and declares shenanigans any time any overly ridiculous/outrageous things happen in a movie. Anytime shenanigans is declared, everybody has to drink... So…

They actually updated the BCGs like 2 years ago... now they're hip and cool!

Sorry if I went into attack mode but when it seems like somebody is telling me to "quit forcing gender neutral ideology to spread your agenda" it seems like the appropriate response. I just think totally transparent marketing gimmicks are humorous and that people should be allowed to call them out.
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I really hope with a name like beermanmike you're drunk when you're making these posts. Marketing is obviously a thing, and there's nothing inherently wrong with marketing things like this. Lots of people apparently respond very well to it. It even seems like you are one of those people. That doesn't make it not…

This makes perfect sense and I never thought of it like this before... Thank you for putting this here for me to read!

It's a good thing you've already got stupid in your name, because that was the point I was trying to make. I was defending the use of snark at pointing out the contrived marketing around such a thing as razor technology. I totally accept that they want to sell more razors, but that doesn't mean I don't think their…

Your Victoria's Secret example was stupid, but yeah, your soda example somehow managed not to be... So congratulations? Anyway, it seems most diet soda ads are directed towards women, but men drink diet soda anyway! I was more complaining about the fact that they are selling the exact same product to men and women…

Why? It's ridiculous that razor companies feel like they have to make male and female versions of razers that use the same technology. Is there a reason why this razor is great for my face, but wouldn't work on my wife's legs? No, it's just because they don't want mixed messages in their ad campaigns about how this…

Just so we're clear, I've read all of your other replies on this post and I have come to this conclusion:

I can vouch for this statement, as I work in the QA department for a company that creates and manages the software that a lot of cell phone companies provide their reps. Most of the time, the lower level employees access doesn't let them do anything besides take a payment and refund a payment. It has to get to a third…

That's crazy, I live in the greater Portland metro area in Oregon and I pay about 1% the value of my home for property taxes. So the past few years, that's been about $2000. About $1100 of that goes to the school district so I don't feel that bad, even though I don't have kids. I still complain about that amount, I…

I never thought of there being a word for this, but it makes sense. My roommate is like this, he relies more on texture than taste for his food choices and thinks it is ridiculous when I mention minute differences in flavor between two similiar dishes. As far as I can tell, he honestly believes every brand of peanut…

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What power?

I really enjoy the fact you completely missed the point of his post and flew off the handle. The fact that you actually agree with his actual sentiments makes this even better. If this is something that is commonplace for you, you probably miss the irony of you having the username that you do. But some of us do not.…

That usually happens when something is out of stock, like a good deal that's been running all day.

Yep, total waste of money which hasn't benefitted you and your family in an infinite number ways...

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How dare you think that you have the right to think that you can tell him what to think!

Maybe I spend too much time in bars :). Anyway, I was referencing his NSFW search results.