Right around the same time I kill myself...

@Nurburgringer: nice simpsons reference

@Karsten Von Urea for All Sales Event: Damn me too, oh well... Guess its to time to hit up craigslist...

@CaveTroll: wow

@verticle: At least you've got them... [grumble]stupid fancy pants crx[/grumble]

@UglyDuckCar: Well done, +1 heart clicky

@poodfoison: I think it looks more like a meat cleaver

@Tiberiuswise: I've used my omnia(WinMo) to read jalopnik a few times but as CptSevere said everything is pretty tiny

@Ambiguously Unfunny Serial Killer: You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, motherfucker!

@Alphamazing: Heart clickey for awesome link

@smalleyxb122: Thou speaketh the truth.

@Fauxhemian: Let me fix (hamster willing) that for you

@Fej - it's not good, it's extreme good.: I think its time to lay off the breakfast scotch...

"After some serious head scratching, we siphoned this out of the gas tank!"

Good lord, that muira is beautiful.

@Fej - it's not good, it's extreme good.: stupid hamster

@Fej - it's not good, it's extreme good.:

So much win!

@SirNotAppearing: omfgttwtiesicedthaof

@zjmuse: Comment Win!