Yes, people have stepped on my feet while running before. It's a terrible, terrible thing.

Going off topic here, but I'd love to see Ron Burgundy report on a coked out Ricky Bobby.

No such thing as going just 2.

IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE

SPOILERS

Actually I always found this one a superior offering:

Clearly the real sadsack is you Dom if this is the best article you could submit at your deadline. It appears that other than one third-rate comedian, you got no one else to speak with you and you ended up with a story that completely misses the real point- they should have been arrested and taught that it is never…

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about the Toyota Corolla:

Us atheists would like to unfilter all words as they don't have any meaning beyond the names of fictional beings. Otherwise, be consistent and filter all names of all beings.

these goddamned puns

So...you just put a dirty sock in your hand?

Damn, the tornado missed her?? That was one of my wishes.

The runner up of Darwin Awards goes to... [Drum rattle] THE CAMERAMAN FOR NOT TILTING HIS PHONE! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Firefly's cancelation was so tragic it deserves 2 movie adaptations ;)

Daewoo POWAH!