Your initial post does not indicate you were saying it in jest, despite how it may have seemed to you. Honestly, it looks like you pulled the "Oh shit, I got caught being a twat but lol guys jokes on you I was just trollin" card.

I put my keys and wallet in my right front pocket, and my phone in my left front pocket. Nothing goes in my back pockets ever.

I feel like this has to be related to Mid Night Club. It's nearly impossible to find out anything about them.

Honestly, at this point? Why bother trying. The first 26 races of the season barely matter at all.

I'd add in that it was also awesome if you live in New England where watching a Manning lose is almost as good as New England winning.

Are you watching the actual Super Bowl? It doesn't look much different.

Ooh, ooh, can I join the Dart picture party?

I'm glad I got my 1.4T 6-speed Rallye before they stopped making them.

I had a hard time with this quiz. I grew up in a combination of central Massachusetts and southern New Jersey. Not only that, but I also lived in central Florida and south-eastern Alabama for a while. My grandfather is from eastern Kentucky. My dad also worked as a long haul trucker most of my life. I've had so…

I didn't say no one cares about engineering, science, or physics. If you got your head out of your ass maybe you would be able to see what everyone else is saying to you.

Your decision to ignore the fact that nobody cares about your technicalities won't change the fact the car is directly powered by the compressed air. The fact that the compressed air isn't a primary power source is absolutely irrelevant in regards to the car.

Hey look, it's one of "those" people.

I wish it was about 2 inches shorter. Here is a quick photoshop:

Yep, it broke. Not completely, but it was broken.

No. GoT is largely about politics and scheming. Not fighting.

Looks very grounded to the ground.

I love F1 because I can follow the development of the cars as the season progresses. I pay more attention to that than the actual racing.

They should only allow one man and no power tools for pit stops. It would make things way more exciting.

Honestly, QOTD and AOTD are my favorite parts of Jalopnik. Go cry somewhere else.

You're not cheating. Honestly, I think you are making it harder on yourself. When I starting getting serious with time attack competitions back in GT2, I made the switch from a trailing camera to using the bumper cam. After the time to get used to the change I had cut seconds off my lap times.