Ph’nglui mglw’nafh LaVar Chino Hills wgah’nagl fhtagn.

Pictured: Russ driving away after the game.

That’s okay... when I observed that the main difference between Jimmy Carter and Trump was that Carter quit cultivating nuts once he got elected, nobody thought that was funny either. Good thing I am not relying on my comedy material for an income...

Hold on, Kevin. This is a bad look, but you keep creating these burner accounts and joined a 73 win team after choking a 3-1 lead in the WCF.

The Pelicans have merely joined the upper echelon of vindictiveness and malice, long occupied only by geese

welcome back

he choked the lion to death while defending himself.

Dammit you’re ruining my joke!

So dumb. So good.

Well, at least it looks like his hat gets his jokes.

She-sounds like-a nice-girl. I'm-happy for-them.

What?

If he didn’t kill anyone, then why did he give that quote?

to be technical, you’ve got a part standing for the whole, so it’s a synechdookie

From the title on down, this article is pure poetry. 

For those curious, the last double triple-double was posted by Lavar Ball and Lavar Ball.

You know you’re salty when you can convince yourself college basketball is superior to the NBA. 

SHAME ON YOU! There's no reason to be sorry.