Wait, are we just pretending that “Shammgod” is a real thing now that the average fan knows about?

One time a customer pooped all over the escalator at my old job and we had to evacuate the premises.

But there’s no conceivable explanation for why the Steelers, consistently over nearly 50 years, have been so much worse when they go west.

Luckily bad voting decisions driven by horrible reasoning are relatively rare.

I’m not trying to say I’m right but like every couple years this song comes up and someone inevitably describes it as a total classic, some diamond in the rough, yada yada. I fucking hate that song. Its cloying. That last “kick their ass in” bit too, yiiiiikes. So corny.

”Why is the ‘have the horse follow the gang’ mechanic broken?”

Yeah otherwise it would look ridiculous

So Pete Carroll will call a run on 4th and 8 from his own three-yard like, but he won’t accept the findings of the 9/11 Commission?

It’s really tough to feel sympathy for goddamn Red Sox fans. but man. Staying up until 3:30 a.m. eastern time only to see minor-league journeyman and Oakland A’s flameout Max Muncy steal a game Boston should have had five innings earlier has got to be rooooooough.

It’s such a perfect day, I’m glad I spent it with you. Let’s drink sangria in the park.

Discounted already? What a dumpster fire of a game.

Discounted already? What a dumpster fire of a game.

Venom: The Hardy Cut, coming soon to a delusional comment thread near you. Come for the vague evidence; stay for the weirdly specific cultural resentment posing as real film criticism. Just like a symbiote, this made-up fan sensation will have you saying “we” when you are all alone.

It’s a shame Gundy’s being evasive, he always struck me as a real Mr. Business Up Front.

Sciba? Sciba? Dude, where are you? We’ve got some work to do now. 

No, not like that. I’m talking about buttholes.

It would appear that you’ve made 3 mistakes here.

“the SEC is too liberal" is a hell of a take there Hugh 

I get it. Tom Brady is the man’s best friend.

“American Pie” is garbage.