If I’d had to pay close attention to the last quarter-century of Pirates baseball, I’d probably go with a dirge, too.

[Colts hang up “2018 WYTS Finalist” banner in Lucas Oil Stadium]

Harbaugh also refuses to eat cauliflower calling it, “fake ass broccoli.” Potatoes for being, “soft rocks.” And tuna for being, “A fat, dumb salmon.”

Next thing you know, baseball players will be wearing entire *uniforms* bearing words and symbols that people find offensive.

How dare he not show up for something that has no bearing on his actual performance in the job that he’s not actually being paid for.

Got a scouting report on either of these two players?

+1 SCMODS

Initial reports have PacMan avoiding the confrontation, grabbing something to eat, and then seeking out his attacker.

Who the hell is Darth Vader?

looks like espn’s never heard of the first amendment

“and is still just 24"

As a kings fan you still had hope until yesterday?

Does this hurt his chances of going to Houston?

Talk me through why you feel a sports blog shouldn’t report on sports

Fuck all Boston sports teams in perpetuity.

*Romper Room voice*
Hi, children. You wonderful, precious, galaxy-brained kids over here want to say the 36-26 team is five games ahead of the 31-31 team. You can say that. You can say they are five games ahead of the .500 team. We love you. You are safe and loved.

So, you’re saying she’s clearly not sophisticated enough to know how to tweak MAC addresses but how could she not understand the nuances of MAC addresses?

instead the man gave a “friendly” hello before continuing on his way

In this episode, Dave tells the story of the time the leader of the free world sought him out to offer condolences, ruining an entire lineup of good jokes in the process.

Regular old empathy? Carrol will pass