Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot and Furkan Korkmaz

The nostalgia in the building was thick enough to cut with DeMarcus Cousins

(One member of the Offspring facebook group mentioned that they like to make the kids wait half an hour for poop related reasons—change that diaper before they go back in. But I’d say the rule is outdated by the time your kids are old enough to wipe their own butts.)

Is this blog over?

Pictured: Jon Favreau doing a Robert DeNiro impression

yes and Jesus was up 3-1 on the cleveland legion at the time

Counterpoint:

You may or may not know this already, but Cleric Beast is 100% optional. He’s a dead end. But he was the first boss I beat in that game and that gave me the confidence to know I could proceed, so I’m not saying you should skip it.

hiding a deep-seated childhood trauma, in which his parents told him “no” that one time.

Deadspin has to choose to either root for the Vile Cardinals, or for their dastardly rivals, the Sinclair Media Presents “Muslims are naturally my (our) enemy” Ricketts’ World Champion Chicago Cubs.

Godspeed You! Bleak Future

Not disagreeing with your larger point about the refs, but Chicago called an immediate timeout, which was the quick whistle you hear first. There’s a couple whistles a couple seconds later that indicate the T.

Dang that’s not bad

Pretty sure playing for the Wizards already counts for time in a supermax

I tried to do a Dragon Bender on a prostitute last week but she was NOT having it

Listen: fuck Saturn

HOT TAKE: Lord and Miller were removed from Solo because the movie they were making was not good. We probably got the best possible Solo. And it was...fine.

pretty sure you’re thinking of Fred VanVleet.

Man, get rid of that TV Plus:

Man, get rid of that TV Plus: