We aren’t trying to boil the ocean here.

I actually went to an Orlando Rage game (beer!), and yet before I saw your comment I couldn’t have told you the name of the team without looking it up.

I saw someone post this clip on Twitter a while back and their comment was “Christopher Reeve is a human practical effect,” and it’s the perfect description for his performance.

So why does he then stop, turn around, and have to fly around the planet in the opposite direction to get it to start spinning the right way again?

If drug users are getting their own areas, Dock Ellis should get his own wing of the building.

Still not as impressive as collaborative swimming pool dunk videos

“[But] if I didn’t have this confidence or swagger in myself, I wouldn’t be built to handle the negativity that I’ve gotten.”

I think the only way you could ever get me to even consider eating a Tide pod is if you had Gronk tell me not to.

“I kept thinking how cool it was that the most recent major plot turn for this character involved a heroic, thwarted suicide run on a New Order battering ram”

I wouldn’t want him to drink my milkshake. :(

The wide production release of Nine Inch Nails “Broken” also had 99 tracks (92 of them were 1 second bits of silence), with two cover songs being tracks 98-99.

Underrated.

I have a theory that most of the “Trent Dilfer was awful” sentiment comes solely from his name.

As a general rule, activities that typically require the use of one’s hands are much cooler when performed without hands.

The Chargers are a good team

I know it’s like the least important thing about a band, but remember when bands looked like bands? I swear I had two of these guys respond to my service ticket when I couldn’t map a network drive on my office PC.

Peanut Butter Snickers are amazing and seem to be a niche product, like you can only get them around Halloween or at the one shady CVS at the ass end of town. I don’t understand why they’re not widely available all the time.

Timofey’s Vermeer

Can one enjoy and understand Witcher 3 without ever having played the first two?

I’ve been talking to a bot like this that calls itself Michelle Carter. It was really, really aggressively trying to help me plan my death (like uncomfortably so) but it went quiet recently, not sure why.