I have a suspicion that she is not that into it. In fact, it seemed like the article was hinting that the only way she could get to know her dad would be working on the campaign. And she’s like, “really?” I also feel like Marla Maples is a way sharper lady than I ever realized.

I am not sure that he is a natural blonde.

I would take anything you hear about this case with a big grain of salt. These two people made up a celebrity super couple partly because of their skills with media. Angelina Jolie is often reported to be her own PR person, as though it were a good thing. In reality, not only have her skills made her the subject of…

They are totally going to the Afro-Caribbean music bash this weekend. How else would they show off the slick moves they learned in their Afro-Cuban dance class? Do you think someone will get a Capoeira circle going there? That would be great.

These people need to get out more, meet new people, stop this nonsense. I simply cannot imagine sleeping with someone who has exchanged bodily fluids with an immediate family member. It reminds me of “Polyamory,” when one guy slept with ten brother of a member of his “pod.” Polyamory? Fine. sleeping with your…

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PAUL JUNGER WITT!!!! Man of all the sitcoms ever.

That video looks like every woman makin lolz with her gay friend.

Part of me thinks it was staged.

And the pooping! My god, how much are these people pooping??? Do they even consider it poop when it is just a liquid stream pouring from your asshole?

Wikipedia tells me that Irina Shayk is the former girlfriend of one Cristiano Ronaldo. That tells me that Irina Shayk is probably just putting in time on the clock as a pro Beard. Maybe she was jealous of his actual beard? Judging by the number of news outlets carrying the story, I think they were trying to act like…

Good thing he stepped on his back and shoved his face into the ground. That would really protect the president as he drove by ten feet away.

Ew, I am so sorry that you were subject to the WWYD universe of staged moral choices. I absolutely loathe that show. It presents issues as though they occur in a cultural vacuum, without acknowledging the cause and effect of each our back stories and millennia of history that propel us along. If social issues were…

Well, Bloomberg definitely has a safe space. He keeps it in Bermuda.

As a woman (who does not believe everything should be criminalized), someone needs to do something to get men to understand that their dicks don’t belong everywhere they want to put them. Whether trying to get into someone’s asshole without their consent, public masturbation, or a prank, it’s not okay. I know because…

Maybe it’s not about hating women literally. But, if you looked at things from a critical feminist perspective, rape is a gender-based hate crime. Rape is the manifestation of hate and a need for power over another person, usually by a party taking the penetrating, masculine role to the other’s passive, receiving…

The painting thing is actually New York City law. The gall of that pushy broad!!!

En serio.

It’s like a douchebag critical mass. One imagines that athletes at such a prestigious institution as Yale bring all the insufferable elements of being an athletic star to the deep sense of entitlement at the core of the elite Ivy League education. The nickname “Gucci” confirms my suspicions. These bros are the…

Depending on state law, the statute of limitations on his debt may have passed as well. Although the claim was revived when he signed the payment agreement, although you could argue that a federal custodial arrest was coercive.