Did you feel like a Kardashian? Did you think, “I am finally famous, now I can die happy?” ETA: Did you rue the fact that your fame came only from your looks and curves, rather than your talent as a feminazi? Did you feel that you had worked hard as a cock-withering champion of equality and satiety, why did your…

Their claim that the lady is unfuckable contains a logical fallacy — by thinking about her unfuckability, they are thinking about fucking her. STOP THINKING ABOUT FUCKING THE LADY!!! Just think about something else for once in your goddamned lives. Also, it is gross how much they are thinking about fucking a…

I am a farter. Not that I enjoy farting, I am just prone to virulent and stank flatulence. Changing my diet has helped. When I eat foods I am intolerant to, my food runs through my body, my farts smell like what I just ate, and my poop floats. In short, I am hawt!

I have been trying to avoid spoilers because I am reading it as fun trash but it is not fun trash. It is boring and feels like work. I have an alternate theory on the nanny. All this gossip is a red herring to cover up the fact that she was sleeping with Jennifer. Boom! Way better narrative, and I'm sticking to it.

The only people I know actually exist are the folks from Awkward. My partner watches it and it’s not terrible. MTV, the network that brought us to our reality hell, has actually been doing some good work in the scripted television department. The rest of these fools look like contest winners to me.

That is actually the least surprising part of the whole story. In my experience dealing with cops on significantly less serious issues, they don’t act the same as people in professional environments normally do. A few years ago, 2 DC cops were astounded that I would even suggest I could reach them on some kind of…

No! Don’t shower, that is the worst thing you can do!!! As a walking evidence repository, you have to go to the hospital so you can be probed and metaphorically re-assaulted because if you don’t, they can’t prosecute your case. Oh, wait, they won’t prosecute your case anyway. It’s like a choose your own adventure that…

Agreed. This woman is Bad. Ass. It is horrifying to know that she did EVERYTHING RIGHT (rape kit, reports, record of her asking for help), and she is not taken seriously. But, knowing how this type of treatment has affected other victims who have tried to report their sexual assaults, going public is an amazing…

I think men are taught that they can’t control their impulses, or are less able to, so they don’t. I say that because I empathize with that feeling of being told (or figuring out) no, and still wanting to call, email, hang around, something to get that loving feeling back. But, I know I should stop myself. Partially,…

If they want to come up with crazy theories, I can too! Maybe they GAVE her an edible without her knowledge so that they could text her and justify the arrest! She did refuse food shortly before her death, maybe that’s why!!! See, both sides can play this game. It's super fun!

I did this once, coming back from the bathroom in a packed movie theater. Super embarrassing. Glad to see it could have been made worse by the presence of daylight and cameras.

The issue is not whether someone died in the crash. Driving, is statistically very dangerous. Part of the issue is whether she was at fault in the accident, which she doesn't seem to have been. And, in fact, the other two drivers were not driving with valid drivers licenses. She did not leave the scene, she cooperated…

Super white. Alarmingly so. The only thing I want that white is ma laundry.

In practice, it should be different. But, saying that they have to include a women, even if just for the sake of it, makes people think about the issue and helps individual women develop credibility. I promise you that half to 3/4 of all panel speakers are just there to fill seats.

I have a feeling that it was some sort of paternalistic policy for the “welfare” of the children. They probably assumed she couldn’t take care of the baby or even that the low birth weight was the mother’s fault. It’s amazing what people will blame on and do to women, just because they can make babies with their…

I saw this too, but I think that is why parents have to be like, “you will go to this party and you will LIKE IT!” Because I am sure that is confusing and weird and scary to the other kids, but sometimes the lesson is that you do nice things for everyone, even the people you find confusing and weird and scary.

I know. It really annoys me that airplane contrails have profound environmental impacts, if we could just redirect these people... Just a few letters over. I think that part of it is the fact that individuals in this country are given so much of the responsibility to protect themselves from environmental harm. At the…

Yes, I appended a correction. I feel a bit sheepish. But, I stand by the rest of it.

It sounds soooo tempting to google image search that. But, I have been trying to limit my medical screen time for the sake of my own mental health, which may be why I have to reference Gawker and “Body” Miller.

Dr sunsets has explained to me that the bright blue thing is not a product of the immune system, but rather medical dye. So, I will back off on that last paragraph. I knew I had gotten too excited about the topic at hand! But, it does show that someone can believe something totally off the wall about an illness and…