Easy. Leverage.

I was surprised he was able to get over the goalline with the immense weight of his balls holding him down.

GoPros for all my men!

Why don't we have helmet mounted cameras yet? At a minimum, QBs should have them.

Stafford screams "Clock it!", he gestures repeatedly that he's going to spike the ball. It was obvious— everyone, especially the Cowboys, believed him. But they shouldn't have; because they know he's a Lion.

That's because his balls had nowhere else to go except up his throat.

CLOCK IT!!

Back when Sammy Sosa and Mark McGwyre were battling each other for steroid consumption and home run leadership, the two of them were on TV at a game once and they kept calling each other "the man." My thought at the time was how can either of them say that when everyone knows Stan is the man.

In my youth I did a fair amount of surfing. I paddled into some big waves and got held under long enough to be very, very scared. I'm more scared just looking at that picture. Criminy.

Take that, soccer!! Fake death!!

Monday Night Futbol?

I fully endorse when players do this. FOOTBALL NEEDS MORE GLORYBOYS

Pretty sure they were arguing about the best metal layout for the fabrication of their silicon chip. Because they have a lot of sand there.

They were probably arguing about oil because they are from Kuwait and they have a lot of oil there.

There could be a conspiracy charge here. If the Pouncys conspired to provide Aaron Hernandez a gun, then the actus reas of providing a gun, is in furtherance of the conspiracy to unlawfuly transport weapons across state lines. One could make the argument that a murder is a foreseeable enough consequence of illegal…

Better luck next time, intrepid sniper.

Edit: Oh, my bad, I thought you said bouncy.

Keep your head up. With Jeff Ireland, any draft pick can be shitty.

Some confused cat lady.

Ben Roethlisberger