Doesn't sound to me like Mrs. Feet knows zip about the most important thing about Super Bowl parties, though!

Tell em, Salt!!

You seem like a kind person. You have actually moved me further from buffalo chicken dip than I previously was now that I can see what it is, but I appreciate your kind effort to help me. At least you don't want to put VELVEETA in it.

I know. I scared my dogs when my head blew up just now. Dang.

Lordy, I hope so. Albert is my only hope at this point.

That about sums up this whole wretched, horrifying, blasphemous mess.

Did you know that government cheese does not mold, melt, or respond to its environment in any way? We left a block of government cheese, naked and alone, on a stump in the woods one summer. We came back a MONTH LATER and that smug fucker was still sitting there in exactly the same state as when we left it a month…

if only we'd had that as an option i might be able to sleep through the night. but NO. we had to have VELVEETA. I'm going to bitch a hell of a lot, for a hell of a long time, frankly.

you are revolting and sub human, but you are funny. it helps some.

Yeah, but that's not what we've got here. We've got FUCKING VELVEETA. i can not get over this. everything else was at least food of some sort, but we have velveeta in a championship round instead. i can't stand it.

I'm with you,PharmUseOnly. Fuck all you pico hating numbskulls. The death of Pico AND tzikiki AND hummus leaving us with FUCKING VELVEETA in a championship round is SICK, SICK, SICK, SICK, SICK. Yes. I am shrieking. You philistine, middle of the road, bland, pablum-eating fools suck, suck, SUCK I SAY. (weeps…

Wow. You fortunate bastard.

Braveheart. Gosh yes. In fact, I've never seen anything with Mel Gibson that I didn't hate. Also hate Blue Velvet. That was one that was highly recommended by a good friend who knew me well and thus should have realized. I utterly, utterly, utterly, utterly hated it. That must be 20 years ago. Who knows, I might not…

This is Deadspin. You must have been looking for someplace else. It's against the fucking law to not curse here.

That seems a little harsh. Maybe it would be ok as long as Sapp was, you know…..well medicated……..

I have loathed Joe Buck for quite a while now, but I might have to rethink that after seeing this. He'll still irritate me deeply, but I might not loath him anymore…..

GASP!!!!

I personally suspect the outrage is either from the Bay area, or Denver, and has little to do with ethical concerns.

Yay!!! +1

maybe, but he's not wrong about tzatiki.