Ha, not so dudebro. I can and do deny not only the goodness of Velveeta but actually fully stipulate that it is EVIL and must be DESTROYED.

So true. If it actually were queso, if would of course be better than onion dip, but it's fucking Velveeta and Rotel, and Velveeta is evil and must be destroyed, not mixed with rotel and eaten as a dip. This is madness. MADNESS.

I'll miss Emmitt so much I don't know how I'll make it all the way to late summer/early fall without him. Do you think Emmitt might occasionally watch some Olympic action? Please?

Strait woman here, seconding that motion.

See here, shitty parent. If the kid coughs in your face and the next week you have strep, the kid needed to be seen. Strep must be seen and treated. Just saying.

wait, no, Xpeshully. There. That's right.

expeshally

You should get out more.

He also specifically mentions shallots in that context.

bitter much?

Only to chirren.

I'd guess it actually would be worse for Houston this year than for Buffalo. Because Buffalo would know going in that it didn't have much of a chance, so loosing games wouldn't be that much of a surprise? However Houston fully and rightfully was expected to be a contender, and thus what happened would have all the…

woooohooo!!!

that is a terrifying story.

I feel pretty sure Tengu snacks on folks like this daily.

+1

Do you want to be alive more, or do you want a cig more? It just comes down to that. I have not had one since they said "you need to stay, the radiologist wants to talk to you" 8 years ago. Cancer will just make the issue so clear for you. Don't wait till the radiologist makes it that clear, is my advice. Life is…

I met an old guy once who said he had been quit for 50 years and still wanted one. I guess you just never get over it. I'm not sure if that's the evil part or the cool part.

Looks like Fresca to me?

heh.