You need new friends tbh

*except

I could be wrong, but something tells me you used the term “oxymoron” incorrectly.

This was my solution as well haha.

Well, there ya have it! Let the people eat bear pie.

Do people hunt bears for food?

I guess we know what it does now.

At first, I thought “cool, then foot massages would be even better than they already are”, but then I thought “that would make the pain of stubbing your toe into stubbing your toe + stubbing your balls” lmfao. Or is that not how it works?

I don’t normally see the Marvel/DC movies, not a big comic fan, but this one seems “wrong” in all the right ways to be at least a funny watch.

How is it objective fact? Evidence?

Totes agree on the thing about Pynchon and stoner humor.

That was probably the most underutilized two minutes of my life.

Does anyone know the song playing? It’s awesome.

Do you know the song? I really like it.

Well, it’s not like he’s overwhelmed by a silly app, he can handle more excitement than that I’d hope. He’s not underwhelmed, seeing as it’s a pretty nifty piece of software. There is merely a sufficient amount of whelming going on that his stimuli receptors are perked by it just enough to notice.

Haha! For my tesselation project years ago, I just took my one template, and multiplied it many times on photoshop, printed it out, and retraced the lines in pencil (so it would look like actual pencil and not printer ink), and colored in colored pencil. Saved me a bit of time and a lot of tedium.

At first I thought this was pretty ridiculous. UNTIL you realize it’s the same argument for abortion. It’s not being anti-baby, it’s being pro choice: not being anti-vaccination, it’s being pro-choice. I’m all for the government staying out of everything possible and am an avid lassiez-faire capitalism advocate, and…

Your logic is undeniable.

It is both boiling and not boiling simultaneously until checked

Has that telltale vfx added camera shake. Basically, when you composite images or three dimensional models onto a video, you first need to stabilize the video. A lot. You can create all kinds of motion tracking points so the composite is held in the right position in the frame. But this adds a stiff look to the video,…