That was pretty legit. I like your mind.

Ayyy someone who actually read it!

This goes well with the header .gif

I love Swiftkey. It's probably super pleb-tier compared to what others are suggesting, but it's worked great for me.

How can it be deeper than it is thick? Like those dimension compressing flat space technology katana sheaths from Ultraviolet? I kid. Do you mean like an inch thick, 8 inches wide and 18 inches long?

Heheh Asus P8Z68-V Pro user reporting in.

That is beautiful. Now I can use the more obscure or less often used Photoshop keyboard commands without having to reference. Or learn to type in DVORAK like I've always wanted to without having to buy a dedicated keyboard. Or... So many things.

Sorry, I missed the great era of widely availible wonderful to use keyboards, can you explain what the difference between shift lock and caps lock is? I imagine shift lock doing "This Is An Example Of What I Think Shift Lock Does" as opposed to caps lock just "THIS IS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT CAPS LOCK DOES". Am I even…

Errr... What?

AAGHGHGH I just realized I forgot. I was trying to remember last month too but this week was tiring.

LOL

I thought you meant "4chan" worst people rather than normalfag "worst people".

Felicia Day, what?

Wonderful.

I'm the type of person who doesn't drink bottled water because I can't stand the plastic taste you get from the bottle. Is this a problem with sous-vide? The dubious discretion of the FDA aside, is it really safe enough to avoid carcinogens or BPA or at the very least flavor contamination?

Bayonetta ever going to PC?

Oh you must be referring to the toilet paper. Peasants actually see value in that lol.

Do this IRL and have a folder called 'stuff' . Saves time.

LOL. You used 'employer' and 'collapsed economy' in the same sentence.

Thank you. Also, "What's much more likely to happen is that next time you're about to have sex, you'll associate it with public speaking and embarrass yourself in a whole new way." LOL. 'Just imagine her naked, shit! She already is, what do I do now?'