Whose side am I on? I'm on my side. Y'all can go fuck yourselves, get in wars, starve to death, etc. for all I care, but as long as you stay out of my way, you'll stay on my good side.

Hmm. Don't really care about moral stuff, it's overplayed in video game culture (friggin watchdogs players are getting so emotional over some sub-par game), but that aside, it looks like it's going to be one of those games that looks really cool and open, but in reality will be painfully linear made ever more present…

I never really understood why she just gave some random evil person speech instead of slitting his throat or something.

Okay bud, whatever you say.

That's why I prefer a harder steel. Sharpening out a chip (which was probably caused by careless behavior) is not really that hard, and nothing really beats the keen edge of a harder steel. Softer, less prone to chipping, steels are just so unsatisfactory.

That's why I prefer a harder steel. Sharpening out a chip (which was probably caused by careless behavior) is not…

Dude, I am a man, and I still envy that body.

Like Han Solo?

So you're that person on the infomercials with the dexterity and problem solving skills of a retarded five year old.

If I had a body like that, I'd only ever wear a swimsuit.

Anyone?

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Wow, look at that shallow DOF, those well placed shadows, and those subtle material physics renderings. Great graphics man.

So where does kissing factor in?

LOL I was only half kidding anyway. Caffeine is my drug until I can get into liquified nicotine (pure concentrate to put in tea or water for all the fun without the lung cancer).

Haha, I've studied phlebotomy in my spare time (among other medical things, looking to move up in the field). No big deal. But, would it work? Simple question.

Everytime someone references "right in the feels" I think of "fucked her right in the pussy"

Uber dark shadows make up for shoddy textures. I don't like them either, but that's just the reality of it.

Or Enemy Territory Quake Wars... Man, picked it up for like two dollars at the Big Lots, and had a blast. Then Russians started swarming servers for some reason, and then it was spam after that.

Horse simulation, eh?

Not blowing it out every month