I usually hate videos of kids, especially overly excited kids that think everyone gives a shit about the dumb things they are saying.
THAT SAID, this kid rules and this was funny as shit.
THAT SAID, if I had to spend a day with this kid instead of just watching a two minute video of his antics I would probably off…

What the hell, kid? You should be in school. And that school should be shielding you from prosecution for rape.

"What the fuck is a 'Full House?'" -Miami Heat fans

RIP

Arguably the best drive Michigan has had all year.

I think this is the saddest take on Marlin's Man (via Reddit )

Christ, what an asshole.

Please, please, please let this be a really bad attempt at humor.

So many good things that kids do nowadays go unremarked, drowned out by the bruiting about of any bad news the media can latch on to. But enough of the good manages to leak out, to provide proof that this generation, too, is going to be pretty alright.

is that a joke, or are you actually that big of an asshole?

That's just utterly fucking decent and brought tears to my eyes. Well done human people of Oak Harbor High School.

god, I hope that was an attempt at humor.

I realize these guys were unaware of what eventually happened, but there's no fucking way I'd be following that close to someone driving that erratically.

At the stoplight they could have easily pulled up beside her and honked the horn. Or even got up behind her and flashed the lights. They did nothing...and got some karmic feedback.

Was it too much for these guys to try and get her to pull over?

As a non-driver I can only surmise how I'd react (or how I hope I'd react), but the thing to do here is call police and tell them where you and the drunk/sleepy driver is, right?

These idiots laughing while she swerved into traffic really pissed me off.

Hasn't been laid since Padres/Yankees..

sure. That one time is always going to stay with you.

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