I'd make a tight end joke, but it wouldn't be relevant in her case.

I know if I was an awesome 18-year-old football player I would definitely shoot for 42 year old porn stars to hook up with.

Bears are now a dumpster fire. I think I'm going to use Deadspin's alternative programming suggestions next week.

"When you play with heart! It's supposed to hurt! You just kick the ball!"

Was there an incident when marathon trolls yelled "ALMOST THERE" after the second mile?

This is not how you run a sports blog.....guys who have posted nothing reviewing the greatest day in the history of college football or about the longest playoff game in baseball history but has posted about dancing fans, soccer fans hair, NFL counterprogramming, fans drinking, and fans kissing.

"none of it's good."

I dunno, they sort of played like #2.

To be fair, I will admit that I'm a Sox fan who absolutely despises the Cubs. But I will never understand the love of Wrigley Field. It's a dilapidated piece of shit and has been for years. The Monet of sports venues. Maybe it looks appealing on TV (although I would strongly disagree), but it is a dump in person. …

You sound like a typical yuppie Lincoln Park asshole. Please do the rest of us a favor and never explore the rest of the city.

This is why the Cubs will never win another Pennant. Because they have no incentive to win. The fans come whether the Cubs win or not. Most of them probably aren't watching the game.

I'm too lazy to look it up, but I think stats have shown that breakout winning seasons (read: KC Royals) often result in a significant attendance bump the FOLLOWING year.

Interesting article. Enjoyable.

"an unimpressive 2:15 marathon in India."

Kill football.

Red hair + drunk + throwin' punches = Low hanging fruit.

Deadspin continues their recent quest to find the whitest video possible.

I can imagine the only thing that would be more horrifying is three women on the same cycle.