this is like the Mt. Rushmore of douchebags.

Ivory Coast has radio???

Huge victory for elastic belts.

I tink I saw a crying man, but I could be Wong.

I tink I saw a crying man, but I could be Wong.

Meh. Sorry but what the fuck result do you expect when one player tries to play within the rules and the other dude completely ignores them? Lost count of the # of carries, along with traveling and a totally illegal pass to himself. If shits not gonna get whistled, the defender should've just tackled Sauce,…

The Most Ignominious 8.2 Innings Of No-Hit Ball In The History Of Baseball.

Huh? Does Ortiz have a lot of long 10-15 pitch at bats where just hacks, cuts, and slices away??

It's Opening Day when MY team opens the season. Today is that day. I couldn't care less if MLB or ESPN run basball games before or after. Stop trying to create a headline from nothing.

Impressive display from the band. Who's the melodramatic, disgusting middle-aged fat-body under the band director? Was he actually crying??

"Get off me!"

Fake. Like Curt Schilling, ketchup packet-like fake.

What's more sad, the fact that there are exactly 132 students seated, or that I took three minutes to count them??

What madness. #34 is gonna need a new liver after this weekend.

The casting scouts for the next Karate Kid must be drooling.

Awesome. Let'sRun's finest moment.

Chicago, circa 1995, 3am..
No-fun girl: "Mr. Kruk, you're blind drunk and bumming smokes from random strangers. How do you call yourself a professional athlete?"
John Kruk: "Lady, I'm not an athlete, I'm a baseball player."

My thoughts exactly. I bet this knitter didn't even finish top half of her age group.