Ugh. Spare me the "curse" drama. Red Sox Nation was dowright orgiastic with self-pity prior to '04, consider this exhibit # 117,847,339..

You're right, '03 had the Aaron Boone game 7 walk-off for NYY

Fenway Park = Wrigley Field East.

Losing weight rapidly via dehydration by refusing to replace "water weight" lost (through sweating) with fluids ingested. Wrestlers/boxers/mma fighters will commonly lose 10-30 lbs in the final day or two before weigh-ins in this manner.

If you took the "over" on +/- 22 "fucks", congrats!! Fuckers.

First and only thing I thought of..

Shocking. Always assumed weed is for hillbillies (and junior high kids).

Most bug-ridden Twitter account: Deadspin?

This is our fucking celebration.

Sosa was a clown, a cartoon, a cheat (in more ways than one) who was rightly exposed and vilified. He didn't "save" anything but his pharmacist's phone numbers.

Is Michael Moore shooting a documentary on the Heat? Who's the fat f*** at the podium?