Not to mention that the Twitter apology he issued immediately after the show’s airing was so fucking disingenuous. He claimed that he thought he was “only saying what everyone already knew,” which is an explicit, outright lie, given the rhetoric Varner used just before demanding to know why Zeke hadn’t told anyone…

Except I’ve encountered a ton of Bernie supporters who flat out refused to vote for Clinton on the basis of ideological purity. They were willing to throw my gay, genderqueer ass squarely under that bus because “Trump and Clinton are both the same.” So forgive me if I don’t have a whole lot of time for the “true…

I was thinking the same thing. Never have I experienced perfect strangers up in my grill the way I did in mainland China. Not aggressively, I think just a product of having so many damn people everywhere.

It’s completely fucking nuts, is what it is. Nothing about his hair makes the least bit of sense.

The arms of his glasses would fuck up that magnificant, crazy side combover thing he has going on on the sides of his ears. Behold:

In one of the articles about that Trump voting lady in Indiana whose undocumented husband got deported, she said something like, “I wish I’d never voted.” So even now, when her husband is getting shipped back to Mexico as a direct result of her guy becoming president, even now, she can’t bring herself to consider that…

Sorry, but the statistics do not support your statement. The overwhelming majority of I-601A waivers are approved (70.2% between 2010 and 2015). When you’re talking about a case involving the spouse of an American citizen with American citizen children, the odds of approval go up even more. I’ve seen hundreds of cases…

Basically, what her husband needs to do is file an immigrant visa petition for her with USCIS. Once it comes time for her interview, she’ll be advised by the visa officer that her overstay has incurred a ten-year ban, which is going to sound horrific, obviously. But! Since she’s going on a spousal visa, she can get a…

Uh, no. Entry to the U.S. is documented electronically if it happened any time in the last 20+ years, and if it happened before that, count on USCIS to demand all kinds of proof before they’ll take your word for it. So now you’ve moved from marrying someone to get them a green card (which they likely won’t receive…

According to their menu, they’ll do a gluten free crust for $5 extra! They also have gender neutral bathrooms, which is a huge plus for me.

I remember seeing an interview with Sting, maybe on Behind the Music back in the day (which I wish they’d bring back!), in which he mentioned how many people approach him and say, “Oh, we danced to ‘Every Breath You Take’ at our wedding!” and he sort of laughed, rolled his eyes and said, “Well, good luck with your…

Excellent- if you’re ever in the area, I’d say it’s worth a visit. Solid beer list, too, and it’s right next to a really good bookstore.

A D.C. pizza parlor that doesn’t even have a basement!

They have already. There have been multiple stories of teachers having their predominantly non-Jewish classes make Nazi propaganda posters and shit. Happens with surprising regularity.

- In which a teacher in Albany has students write a persuasive essay to convince him that Jews are the source of all problems. He…

Particularly when most of the people he’d be meeting have been up for days at a time planning and preparing for his visit, half of which he just bailed on because he’s too tired and needs a nappy-poo. Nice.

If a woman were to put on a man’s suit (the suit that he was wearing) she would gain power.

I’ll bet he’s totally fucking copacetic with slashing the State Department budget by thirty percent, though. Never mind that that means less money for security, which means an increased likelihood of another Benghazi incident.

“Jews for Trump” should probably just go ahead and change their Twitter handle to @kapos, at this point.

Oh, they’re absolutely the opposite side of the Deplorables coin. The same lack of basic knowledge of how our political system works, the same indignant defensiveness when that lack of understanding is pointed out, the same ranting and raving, the same ambivalence about the needs of marginalized people (women, LGBTQ…

But isn’t it so refreshing to have yet another straight, old, white guy telling women and minorities how they should think, feel and behave after the scorched-earth tactics of his supporters and his primary campaign fucked us all over? I know I just love it.