I mean, Gillian Anderson isn’t a natural redhead. Of course, I feel like she’s from a distant dimension much better and more civilized than our own, so....

Please explain how urging the deportation of undocumented immigrants and the tightening of H1B and/or OPT visa regulations translates to “every immigrant - even children - would be deported from the United States,” which is what this article claims in its very first paragraph.

If God accidentally sneezed and messed up all the pieces on his game board called Earth causing Donald Trump to somehow win the presidency, every immigrant—even children—would be deported from the United States.

Do what my parents did. Take them to France and guarantee good behavior at the Louvre with the promise of a day trip to Eurodisney after. Or, if you want to be local about it, Asterix Parc. Granted, we lived in the UK at the time, but I went to Eurodisney a good four years before I ever set foot in Disneyland, and we…

Trufax. I went to the Louvre on a family trip from England as a kid, so I had seen the Mona Lisa and such, and while the museum was amazing, when I skipped it for a visit to the Musee D’Orsay on a visit to Paris last year, I didn’t regret a thing.

I always went with “heh,” myself. Also, turn that noise down! Jeopardy’s over, and it’s time for bed!

Seriously, every time I hear “females,” I imagine the person saying it sounds like Quark.

Definitely give it a whirl at some point. The overhead to try it out is cheaper than one or two packs of regular cartridge blades, and a stupid pencil will take care of any nicks. As long as you take your time and get the right angle, though, you should be in good shape.

Bingo! I can’t imagine using anything else- regular razors just aren't up to the task, IMHO.

I’ve done my pits with no adverse effects, and I’ve been doing my legs with a safety razor for years, but I would be terrified to try the groin area for fear that I’d slip up and cut my femoral artery or something. I use an electric razor for clean up down there. I use Feather blades for my legs, currently using some…

I’ve been using safety razors off and on for years now- the only time I don’t is if I’m trying to shave in a hurry, because that’s not as conducive to the safety razor process, which is a bit slower. I’ve only nicked myself a handful of times; if you get the right angle and take your time, you’re good to go, and it’s…

Imagine a Biden/Trump debate. It would be legendary.

Yep, that sounds about right for a Chinese bathroom. On the bright side, after two years in China, the most fetid roadside rest areas in America don’t faze me a bit.

If you have the DVD I think Rifftrax.com has a player that’ll synch up the riffing audio. It’s the same guys who did MST3K.

If you’re going to vote GOP, at least vote Dukat/Weyoun. Why settle for substitutes?

Please tell me that you’ve seen the Rifftrax version of this. It’s comedy gold.

Hawk or Hawks? The movie never seems quite able to decide.

also in NE we do candlepin bowling and i have never been ten pin bowling and im afraid my fingers will get stuck inn the holes of a bowling ball or i’ll break an acrylic

It’s Maine. The so-called Maine Diner, while delicious, shuts down at, like, nine at night. Our mall used to close at six on Sundays.

As a fellow Mainer who has not been to Marcy’s (but is planning a visit as soon as I get back home for a visit), I was telling friends on Facebook that this was pretty much the most Maine story that has Mained my way in a good, long time.