“It’s all things, to all men.”

If they want to change it up a little, I have these. (I have them un-photoshopped without the heavy contrast, cropping, and watermarks as well. Just let me know and I’d be happy to provide ‘em.)

Why is this sad?

Because it can’t be found at audiusa.com.

Me too!

OPTIONAL PIVOTING FRONT VENT WINDOWS!

Can Mr. CEO even fit in that car?

That Guy - “Hey, Fox, tell us about when your dog died.”
Fox - “Oh, my dog isn’t dead.”
That Guy (smugly) - “You mean your dog isn’t dead yet! Amirite?!”

Its never really bothered me, but I can see where you are coming from.

Know your audience, I guess.

Summit Racing. Jegs. 4WD Hardware.

It is easy to find parts in Ohio.

The lack of suspension travel is amazing.

I spotted one of these in 2009.

A minibike.

I never had one, but all the cool kids did.

This is exactly why me, and many people like me (including this guy), will just comply. The police have too much power and I have too much to lose.

It is easier to just swallow my pride and move on with my day.

Sad, really.

I wonder if I will live to see the day when Americans start pushing back against this BS.

Not to be that “slippery slope” guy, but this really gives me the creeps.

Now:

It’s really the only way they can make it work.

It looks like the driver did have one on, yes. But a HANS device would not help in a situation like this.

“This guy is passing me on a double-yellow. I had better kill him and his wife.”