These can be had now for next to nothing.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Jaguar-XK-…

Nope. While the F40 is a better car, THIS is the 90's version:

VW Corrado

You forgot the Cossie!!!

Teal Lebaron

Grand Am > Cavalier. Because plastic body-cladding = SPORTY!

Betcha forgot about how bad the original Escalade looked, didn't ya?

90's badge-engineered SUVs. All of them.

Get in now.

On a Road Course. Because...well...Batshit Insane.

"Gee, this seems dangerous. I should inhibit his ability to control the car by grabbing the steering wheel."

From the sequel. Oddly relevant.

The infotainment system looks like and alarm clock you'd buy from Walgreens. 100% COBY.

I like the 2-door because I am tall and I like not having a b-pillar obstructing my view.

Came here for this. Less is more.

The Mazda is one of the worst cars for a tall person that I have ever driven.

"Want."

- VW Guy