By all means, please tell us WHICH laws of physics are being undermined by gay marriage.

Since when do the laws of physics have anything to do with marriage?

Obvs when gay people are allowed to marry, straight people around them are rendered infertile and gravity stops working. Remember that guy on Gawker warned you when you're spinning, childless, into space.

sorry lil mama...didn't mean to strike a nerve. i wish we all could mirror your heroic disdain for big words.

Have you ever been to Utah??

Yeah, that's the main issue. When you close one eye, its pretty impressive, the wallpaper appears to be where the back surface of the phone is while the icons are right under the glass. Sadly, we're bifocal creatures. Until Tim Cook releases the "iPatch".

I would humbly disagree with that assessment. Technologically speaking, there's nothing we have that people couldn't wrap their heads around in 1964. Even the internet.

Their breakfasts aren't even really any worse for you than anyplace else. Its real egg (pro tip: you can ask for a round actual egg on any breakfast sandwich instead of the yellow folded egg), its a bagel, its bacon, its sausage, its cheese. Its the same stuff you'd get at a diner or even at home. With the advent of…

These images aren't "as if they were taken with an iPhone." They are as if taken by an idiot. More important moments are now caught because of camera phones. Many are quite amazing. Does the author also pine for day that cassette tapes make a comeback? Please.

Stupid.