The picture says more than that. The picture says, ‘tip your head back and open wide awaiting a splash of something to come out of a phallic shaped object with a hand on it while the voyeurs watch.’ You have to learn to read more subliminally.

...raises hand....

I pay for almost everything in cash.

Except my bills - which I pay with paper checks that I put in the mail

Most people still use cash

Are we sure it was a glitch? I suspect it was a wizard on the moon.

If you had chickenpox as a child, you are at increased risk for shingles as an adult. There is a safe and effective shingles vaccine (a variant of the chickenpox vaccine, basically) that is recommended for adults. Speak to your healthcare provider about getting it if you’re 50 years of age or older.

I didn’t realize there was a director named Steve McQueen and I got really excited for a second. Still looks interesting, just not as interesting as my imagination thought it would be.

This whole thread is just how not to cook steak. Searing in juices isn't even a fuking thing, searing removes moisture and does absolutely nothing to contain it

Unfortunately he may have died in the fire because his giant steel balls wouldn’t let him get out of the tiny cab of the bulldozer.

I like the photo for this article (showing a child in a womb). It shows precisely why so many of us believe in protecting the health (life) of unborn children.

I call bullshit. My wife and I don’t spank, but we’re not opposed to the idea especially if they were to get seriously out of line. We don’t give our kids everything they want. And sometimes... Okay, a lot of the time, that pisses them off. It’s just not how we parent. Parenting is frustrating, it is messy, it’s also a…

And some kids aren’t easy no matter what you do. I’m glad you’re on your high horse and were lucky enough to have good kids but not all are like yours.

You could try decoupling the attention-getting and the interaction by using a sharp whistle followed by normal speech. Alternately, pick them up and carry them to the bathroom.

What a silly comment when none of the shoes listed in the article are good for your feet. none of them have real arch support or any type of real padding. I love my Adidas samba’s and gazelles, but seriously these type of shoes offer little in support or comfort.

What a silly comment when none of the shoes listed in the article are good for your feet. none of them have real…

That one legit made me giggle.

Battlefield 1 Premium Pass is on its last day of being free on Xbox Live. So now is the perfect time to grab that!

My list would include Suikoden 1-2, Lunar 1-2, SaGa Frontier, Xenogears, Final Fantasy Tactics, Brave Fencer Musashi, Breath of Fire 3, Chrono Cross, Vagrant Story, Ogre Battle, Grandia, and so on...

Terminology is important. 

Mucking around with childrens’ development for the sake of social media wokeness points is just...criminal irresponsibility. Child abuse. I can’t believe we’re even having this conversation.

i am going to be that person. sorry in advance. The Immaculate Conception is when Mary was born without original sin (therefore being “worthy” of carrying JC). The Virgin Birth is Mary conceiving JC without sex.

I’m glad I’m old and on the way out. Oh don’t even think to place my generation....The issue is in your mirror. Good luck.

Made this with ground turkey instead of ground beef - still tasty.

...Now, because of my mother wanting to try it and not wanting certain ingredients...

i’m making this without onions or pepper, lord help me.