After watching the Pacquiao lovefest, it’s obvious this “fight” is just going to be pussy Mayweather trying to keep hugging Conor. They’re not getting my dollars.

Can you imagine? Even Putin’s contribution would be aaaaa-mazing.

Dishonored 1 looked bland to me. This sounds cool.

When he yells, does it go:

I just laughed my ass off at this. God BLESS YOU BOY.

No pictures of the actual underlying masks because why? Copyright violations?

I didn’t know “memelord” was a word until now.

+1

If they let me sit at the Gods’ food booths, I’m willing to become [even more] of a swine.

I am ready to be spirited away to this land of whimzy.

Allow me to introduce myself. Fatlawyer T. Rockslide here, and the law is my game, baby.

You do this in preparation for the ascending Gynocracy, I presume?

I used to go to another floor that is only half-occupied in my building. I stopped when the last time I was there I looked to the left and saw a small thing of KY Jelly and realized that someone else had been using the floor for similar in motive, but entirely different, clandestine bodily fluid purposes. And had I…

This message, plus your username. This is good Kinja. +1

Did you see this article? They can’t quite enjoy your freedom, but damn if Graham isn’t trying as hard as possible to get it out there.

That’s good kinja.

Why is there not even one reproduction of any of the actual sour material art in this article?

I wouldn’t be mad at the carrying hot sauce bit. Hot sauce is delicious.

“You’re entering the No Job zone!”

He’s such a huge, manly, vaping machine.