you mean by those who have seen it ANYWHERE omg that show was amazing

GO, THING, GO! METASTASIZE!

Spoiler: she doesn’t win.

Why does Jezebel give this person any attention? Vomit.

Okay, seriously. Why the fuck does anyone give a shit about this?

What is her obsession with Dum Dums?

Goddammit. You got me. I missed the “Sponsored” in the title and I clicked.

This article is moot. Everyone knows Palpaqueen is immortal.

My mom got me a bag of those recently. :)

Don’t fur-shame.

“Did you confuse Brooklyn with deepest Bavaria?”

I never tire of this

You know you’ve touched someone when they paint your work on their wall.

I honestly can’t tell if you like the car or hate it?

Belly laugh - well played, sir/madam. Well played, indeed.

Shudder.

I’M WITH YOU, BROTHER. HAND IN HAND, WE SHALL USE THE SHAME OF REPROBATES TO ESCAPE THIS GREY PRISON!

This is perfection.