He might not get traded.

This news is especially sad considering early reports that it was all fun and games.

He’s already demanded a trade to the Pirates.

Today in Alternate Future History:

The 30-inch Zyla

If any of you are questioning whether this is safe for a baby, I am confident Zyla would tell us she died doing what she loved when she gains the power to speak in the next 2-3 years.

I’m a big fan of this bird.

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

pretty sure the Umber’s millennial children are in charge now and they thirst for leaders who are more in touch with today’s fast-paced social-media driven society.

Counterpoint in Schilling’s own language.

From the ashes, they will rise.

Tells everyone at the office the next day: “it was the most exciting sporting event he’s ever been to”.

Just imagine how good he’s going to feel when he finally takes that human-skin suit off and lets his dorsal venom sac breathe.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

Well, we all know Alex Rodriguez likes a clean bat. That reminds me of a guy the Dodgers had up for a cup of coffee near the end of 1968, the Year of the Pitcher, of course. Now, this young man, he liked to keep his wood glistening. He would polish it every day. Just in case he’d make it in the lineup. But the skip -…

No no no - Rocket survived. It was Benny who died.

I made a fuckin’ meme.

I just assumed basketball in Australia looked like this:

I know, write?