I think you’ve got it backward, my friend. It’s more like: a lot of terrible players ended up on the mid-late ’90s Rangers.

Woman: But Google said that baseball games last 9 innings..

an adult brawl at a Florida Little League game

As a Rangers fan, I can tell you that a staple of a goal scored on Henrik involves some Ranger guarding a piece of ice far away from any offensive skaters.

As a woman here at Deadspin, I am never satisfied with just the tip. Good journalism requires going hard and going deep.

Do you have any links to sexed up Disney Princesses so I understand what you are referencing?

9836. Getting run over by a bus.

Now this is a story all about how
My knee got flipped turned upside-down...

They eventually reached an agreement, it got donated to charity. A-Rod is a man of the people.

The Maple Leafs are still figuring out how to play 5-on-5.

Ha! Dude wanted a Trout souvenir, but only came away with a red herring.

Held the pizza sideways. Pizza’s ruined.

Manning: Like Forrest Gump said, “I got you some ice cream.” Just kidding. It’s my balls in your face.

“I want to hate this.” – Burneko.

A good dog.

Disclaimer: Bruins fan here, so I hate the Habs.

“We’re talking about celebrity stuff, not politics.”

Anchor Julie Stewart-Binks suggested he should dance for her.

This is a dumb comment. Dwight Howard shoots 80% on free throws during practice. Drummond shoots over 70% on free throws during practice. The problem isn’t a lack of practice.