This account has me rethinking my position on both wrestling and Subway.

Pretty adorable in the classroom, but I bet it got awkward at recess when he was the last one picked for kickball.

Yes it is. These people died because Aaron Ramsey scored for Arsenal.

Glad this turned out ok. It is comforting to have a good explanation. I hope you felt perfectly fine for the entire week following your episode and then showed up to work and sacked Alex Smith 5 times.

12. Mace Windu redirected the Force lightning back at him.

Potvin? I hear he sucks.

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.

19 different Cardinals have scored in 2015

Miko....That’s....That’s not how birds work at all.

If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction.

They also share a division with the team they USED to be, a well-run team that has become the very model for everything the Browns WISH they could be.

A-

Sometimes what doesnt kill you probably should have just killed you.

Man, this hockey season is just flying by - usually you have to wait until the first round of the playoffs to see footage of caps getting knocked out

I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.

I CAN’T HEAR YOU THROUGH ALL THE SCRATCHING

my bad.

Camus is a pretty tough author to start him off with IMO.

Judging by the bio, Hardy has animosity toward anything with a period.

“I’m fine with blows to the head, what was the question?”