By all accounts—his own, his teams’, and a top NFL-affiliated concussion specialist’s—Wes Welker is healthy and…
I will always take the opportunity to use a photo of Eli in a helmet.
Upon finishing, the gentleman turned around and screamed, “YOU LIKE THAT?!?!”
There is something uniquely wonderful about a failed swinging gate.
Rob Ford’s Darryl Strawberry impression was much more spot-on.
almost as good as
I will stand for a lot, but I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS. A “g.” OBVIOUSLY.
I’m getting drunk and... there are baseball games on tonight?
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I bet Flacco goes nuts when he sees this. Dude might even burn through a whole sleeve of saltines tonight.
But what if he is.
Buffalo Wild Wings’ hot sauce can’t melt steel beams
Nah, the Cocksucking Monkey kicked it wide right.
My coworker who is a Giants fan put it thusly: “The worst part wasn’t the loss. The worst part was knowing from the first play of the game that this is probably how it was going to end.”
Because it’s funny when you see the trainer fall but then you’re like, oh shit, Kuechly probably has a serious head injury
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