“One play after the umpire was struck, a personal foul was called on Moreno for hitting the Marble Falls quarterback, who had taken a knee to run out the clock. Moreno was assessed a 15-yard penalty but was not ejected.”

“If the ref didn’t want to be assaulted, he shouldn’t have been in that situation. Or dressed that way.”

Take your record and your dumb shirt and cut your losses.

this is all i have

He lost the earring in the fight after failing to take two steps and make a football move with it

but there’s a couple of real solid cheap shots in there.

Man, this is so much cooler than when Jack Johnson’s parents stole my kid’s piggy bank.

Yeah, fuck you, Dave!

That this man is the only thing standing between Brady and six rings might be proof there is a higher power.

Pudding cups aren't cheap. A man needs to eat.

If you’re going to use a Heyman tweet, it should be this one. Absolute perfection. (I know you linked to it, but it needs to be front. and. center.)

I’d call this the worst case of a guy with an unpronounceable name destroying a Jet in New York, but…well, you know.

I missed the punchline.

When keepin it real goes wrong...

I dreamed a dream in overtime

Les Misérables