*Swipes iPhone up to turn on camera* [Cannot Take Photo. There is not enough available storage to take photo]

... are you really in the greys on your own article? God damn, that’s cold.

Last week I thought the jeweler’s kids were the Chessani kids, but they revealed it last night, I think: the daughter is Caspere’s secretary who disappeared and quit her job early into the season (I think she’s a production assistant in that ripoff of Mad Max that they were filming in ep 3 or so). She’s also one of…

dammit

2. when these showed up in Deadspin’s chatroom, someone at the office shouted, “YOOOOOO, THUMB DEAD?

That was Torry.

“It’s the fucking Redskins. No one will blame you if you unload with both barrels.”: A History of United States Territorial Expansion Policy

Of course Bass didn’t respond, that reporter was looking for treble.

Why is Drew such a prude? Nothing wrong with a lunch beer if you decide to head to a restaurant. On the weekend? I’ll start whenever the hell I want. What about football Sunday? I live in the mountain time zone, so I think its perfectly reasonable to crack a beer at 11 a.m. when the games start. What about camping?…

The boy asked, “Why, when I needed you most, was there only one set of footprints in the sand?” And Jesus replied, “Because all the other infielders were in the dugout, jerking off.”

I remember Shea Hillenbrand

I had sex with my date in the backseat of my jeep cherokee while my best friend Paul drove it home. He was alone as his date had bailed on him to go to some party at Rick’s house...Rick was a cool guy soccer player. I brought this up very often over the remainder of our time in high school.

Looks like the race war has begun.

Dave Warner: “Where the hell is the guy that was supposed to alert me to impending attacks?”
Dave warner: [lying in a bloody pulp after being beaten by Jerome Townsend]

Man, Drew Magary aged well.

“I shall make him pay for this miscarriage of justice.”

A hockey player would have accepted that trophy — then played game 7.