We had guinea pigs when we were growing up (as pets, never as meals). They were fucking disgusting and I have no idea how my mother put up with it. The best (though by no means only) story from our decade-long run as guinea pig owners occurred when we decided to let one of the males (Peanut Butter) bunk in with one of…

If you’re looking for a redemptive, fairy-tale, Steven Spielberg ending for all of this, you’re watching/reading the wrong series.

This show is fun. It appears you do not enjoy fun

I disagree.

One of those swiss cheese mistakes. Every level of the process has holes, but when you stack them on top of each other, nothing should have a chance to get all the way through, because the cheese should all overlap. In this case, a rare instance, the holes all lined up. Can’t really blame the reporter here — just like…

if youre pegging the pitcher you’re doing it wrong

Rangers will only play Yandle around $2M next season, Arizona is paying the rest.

I’m still hopeful Yandle will find his game. He’s only 28 so it’s not like he’s an old guy, but Duclair looked like a beast. I wanted Duclair up with the big boys to start the season. I’ve heard Buchnevich is as good, but I don’t watch KHL games so I’ve barely ever seen him play.

I know circumstances were different at the time of the trade - there was no guarantee that Cally would re-sign in Tampa, and the second 1st rd pick in the deal was conditional on the rangers making the Cup Finals, but throwing in those 2 1st rd picks with Cally for St Louis made the trade awful on the Rangers end. I…

as a huge Rangers fan, it’s really painful to see Cally, Stralman, and Brian Boyle on the Lightning. Insane to root so hard for those guys, and IF the Rangers pull it out tonight, root against them so intensely.

Great name, comment synergy here.

Jeter.

Or director, or proper sound equipment...

You’re the worst.

Do trades count? In 2010 my Panthers traded a 2011 2nd rounder to the Patriots for the #89 pick, which was used on Appalachian State “wildcat QB” Armanti Edwards. The #91 pick was NaVarro Bowman and the #95 pick was Jimmy Graham. Armanti Edwards’ career NFL stats in four seasons: 2-3 passing for 11 yards, 3 rushes, 6…

I think some people are just kind of bummed out a team that slept through the regular season with a sub-.500 record could do so much damage to a 1-seed. I’ve mentioned this before but when crappy teams* do well in the playoffs it just doesn’t...feel good.

Gonna do my best to take the crowd out of it early.