The Fluffer by Kuhnhenn.

I feel most of the praise heaped upon Oberon stems from how it tasted more than five years ago. It is, quite literally, not even the same beer anymore. For a good example of what Oberon USED to taste like, try Arcadia’s Whitsun ale. Also a Michigan brew.

Two of the turnovers really had no bearing on the outcome of the game — one fumble was fumbled and ended up giving the Lions a first down. Stafford's pick led to a Dallas drive that stalled with a missed FG. Detroit then tacked on three points of its own on the ensuing drive.

You forgot the best one.

You do realize this is slow-motion, right?

I bought my dad that speaker for his birthday this year. Works and sounds great. It wasn't much more expensive than that at the time - about $35 or so with free Prime shipping. I might have to get one for myself.

Did they strike Titus Young's entire résumé from the record for this interactive? Pretty sure he had about three arrests in a week, and countless after being released.

Livonia kinda sucks, but Detroit is pretty great. So are some of the suburbs west of Livonia.

Livonia is not Detroit, FYI.

Ain't that the troof.

Somewhere in Rochester/Rochester Hills, someone is butthurt that their almighty(/incredibly insulated/caucasian) town wasn't mentioned anywhere in this piece.

Yeahhh, but there are also rich-as-fuck towns like Grosse Pointe, Rochester/Rochester Hills, Troy, Birmingham, parts of Ferndale, etc. even closer to Detroit than Pontiac/the Silverdome. The point is, the Lions stopped playing there, it sat empty (but in decent shape) and then some fuckhead bought it for the price of…

Pretty sure he'll still be the first guy to win the Triple Crown since Yaz (and being back-to-back AL MVP, despite being half a Miggy short of typical Cabrera for much of last season) and that most people, if they haven't forgotten already, will forget about striking out in the final at-bat of a series where his team…

He kinda sounds like the grandpa from The Goldbergs. #JEWISHILLUMINATI

Dang. Tornadoes are no joke. TV stations should put a weather wall in the basement, so they can broadcast DIY-style without the meteorologist risking his life staying out until near-death.

I... I can't help you here.

In some circles, CBJ means a covered BJ, as in a blowjob with a condom to prevent the spread of STDs. Relating any STD-prevention measure to Columbus, Ohio, however, is simply preposterous.

I love the Red Wings and I agree. Best moment.

At least Tim Tebow finally won something.

It's up there with the great tragedies in U.S. history, though. The movie, that is. Also, the actual event.