“Hello 911? This motherfucker wants a sandwich but all I smell is bourbon on his breath.”

The only crime committed by that black family was going to Subway’s. Yeah, right Subway has a administrative leave policy. “Um, Jan, we have to take away one of your rankings and bust you down to condiment prep. I’m sorry, Jan, but you can’t go around accusing black people of trying to rob our store of our valuable…

Given her history of theft and whatnot posted above, she needs that and to be seen by a shrink while she’s doing her time so that when she finally gets out, she can be somewhat mentally healthy and ready to make the most of her life, pampered as it is. Otherwise she’s going to keep right on doing insane shit right on…

Can we talk for a moment about how Janelle Bynum has a Bachelor’s in Electrical Engineering, an MBA from Michigan, runs four restaurants as a small business owner, and has four children? She won her seat because she campaigns on a positive message of funding education, supporting small business, and fairness for all…

Not even in this match.  It was open, Mexico went for it, and I think they played incredibly well.  To call them “stagnant” is just dumb.

I enjoyed the DS “What have you done for me today” perspective when I thought it was a sly joke on media coverage of the Cup. Not so sure anymore.

Remember the good old days when it was school-to-jail pipeline? Now it’s just school IS jail. Ahh, the efficiency of capitalism.

“Call a spade a spade” is an expression with an interesting history dating back a couple thousand years to ancient Greece with other objects or orifaces instead of “Spade” until the 1500s when the exact word, meaning garden spade came into common usage. Then it meant the card and in the last hundred years, black in a…

1. I googled and just learned that “My Sidepiece Won the Lotto” is an actual movie. I thought it was just another Panama-ism.

IN 1988, I SAW THEY MOVIE EVERY DAY AT THE MOVIES....PAID!!! FOR 2 MONTHS OF THE SUMMER. THIS IS MY SHIT.

My first job after college was working on a locked, in-patient, psychiatric facility in a major city. We were a short-term place for people who were deemed to be a danger to themselves or others.

So you’re saying they were asking for it?

That W eating speech is still the worst thing he’s ever done

That smile and the *let me get on a table while I rouse everyone up to play BAWL* is positively sociopathic.

Jameis Winston and his phony smile and performative enthusiasm are chilling to me.

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