Hahaha oh my FUCK you went scorched earth

Dude. Wow. Brilliant.

I love Bats but he hasn’t done much to impress me since he broke onto the scene. I can’t quibble with much else you’ve said.

Oh fuck yes.

Nice.

Fuck these both got me good.

Good stuff all around.

Yeah I can’t refute your point there. I’m hoping it makes sense but I don’t see how in 75 minutes of remaining story.

Oh shit, you’re right.

Of course they could have done that. But the rich girl wanted THAT one (even went out to scout with the handler). Which is what led to all of these complications. You’re forgetting that rich people treat the rest of the world as play things. 

This is incredible.

lol

God that is so bad.

No.

This was great.

Yeah what the heck?

Yeah what the heck?

This one got me to laugh.

Well stated.

This is one of the funniest comments I’ve ever read here. Bravo.

Wow. Were you drunk when you wrote this? I mean, I like it, but damn.