You suck. Cock.

I hope you get kicked in the nuts this weekend. And it hurts so bad you shit yourself in front of the lady you were trying to impress.

Sigh. That highlight made me very excited when we drafted the guy. That enthusiasm gradually faded as the game wore on last evening.

Maybe he just didn't give two fucks when he played at Marshall, but playing under the big lights with an all time great QB made him a little fidgety? I dunno, I'm willing to be…

Quite funny

Great article Greg!

Go fuck yourself you soft faggot.

Some of the best Soccer writing in America???????? Unbelievable. As the above comment states, this can ENTIRELY be chalked up to the new GM Woodward not knowing his asshole from his asshole on his elbow. Greg's enthusiasm is there, and I greatly and earnestly appreciate it; the need to write 700 words about something…

good one faget

I'm excited to see Connor McGregor (said the biased Irishman)

Hey Greg, I believe there are two halves in every competitive soccer match, at least at the senior international level, as far as I am aware anyways. I could be wrong though!

I have to agree with jaboyjaboy, Suarez is just an insane human being. The racist part is regrettable, but the way his eyes roll back in his head like Quint's speech from Jaws everytime he's about to bite somebody clearly betrays his insanity.

Ibra, meanwhile, has time and time again proven his premeditated…