Ron Rivera wears the same stupid polo every single week and benched Cam for wearing an ascot instead of a tie on the team plane. NFL coaches are the dumbest fuckers alive. 

Agreed. We usually stick to the Columbian. We tried the other ones but that one seems to be the one we settled on.

WRX... Comfortable. LOL!

When I was drinking coffee, I found Costco’s Kirkland whole bean coffee to be pretty stellar.  Whole beans, grind it yourself just before brewing, and it’s delicious.

Before you start roasting your own beans, I would get a burr coffee grinder. You will get a fresher tasting coffee with minimal work.

Having lived in Utah and Oregon I can assure you that in markets that have only an NBA team, there are plenty of ugly NBA team bumperstickers in the wild.

So this must be the fashion version of justifying the Alex Smith contract.

I think, between this and the annual Williams-Sonoma catalog review, we have learned that Drew needs to do more catalog reviews.

I’d be interested to know the percentage overlap of people who believe Kaepernick is “disrespecting the flag” but also believe there’s nothing wrong with flying/using the confederate flag. Also the percentage of those people named Cletus, Keith, or something-Bob.

The good thing about Packers fans is that you only have to listen to their gloating for an average of 45 years before the cheese finally does them in and their hearts explode.  

Bought my Mack jersey last night during halftime as I excitedly talked to my wife about how I haven’t had this much fun watching a Bears game in a decade and that we are finally good again.

The naivete of you shocks me. The lawyer is making a point, that doesn’t mean he’s actually surprised.

Black coffee is like neat whiskey. No one orders a whiskey neat, asks after the ice and then insists neat means “I didn’t want it mixed with club soda.”

Dude, Craig. Black coffee has no cream or sugar in it! If you want sugar you gotta say “black with sugar” if they’re dressing it up for you. Black coffee is just coffee in a cup with nothing else.

That said, diner tables that don’t already have little sugars and Sweet n’ Low or whatever on them, as well as napkins and…

Man, I hate defending Drew, but... Deadspin editors, come the fuck on. If some troglodyte uses double line breaks in Word, just do a Find for ^p^p and replace it with ^p.

If only Re/Max would start sponsoring Kap...

As a liberal, I don’t feel like I’m being owned enough. I suggest they keep literally playing with fire on their property, just to show just how strong-willed and patriotic they are.

I struggle to understand anyone writing off Trubisky as “mediocre” or a bust at this point. He’s got half a season of playing in a shit system with nobody to throw to, and a total of maybe three quarters of on-field play in a brand new system. I’m not saying he’s the next Aaron Rogers, or anything, but it’s CRAZY to…

First, the Bears already had a defense that was nearing top 10. Now they may have a defense in the top 5. Show me a team outside of New England that has won the SB without a top tier defense.

This article should be re-headlined “Why Your Team Sucks: Oakland Raiders”